here lies the highest of heights
deepest of the dark nights
Anneke. 23. Business Student. New Zealand.
That girl is a problem

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

oopsishittedagain:

avengethewholockians:

420goku:

420goku:

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY

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i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now

bitch that’s a fucking cookie crumble

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foreveronelittlewish:

just-do-the-windy-thing:

sabrekatguineafish:

You’re welcome. 

Sincerely, Australia.

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That awkward moment when this was in New Zealand as well.

 can’t Australia have a moment without new Zealand budding in?

no. FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA, YOU STOLE PAVLOVA 

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I don’t know what’s going on because I’m American

but 

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

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This is how wars are started guys.

nonnegative:


Chris: To whom it may concern: dear Chris. There is an emergency regarding the Parks Department and April may just be the only person who can help. I can’t get into details because it’s super classified. Please release April back to us permanently. God bless America. Love, Bert Macklin, FBI.
Andy: What.
Chris: April, listen, if you don’t wanna work for me, I’m not gonna force you. You didn’t have to do this.
Andy: She didn’t do that. Sounds like it was Macklin’s call.

Love, Bert Macklin, FBI.

undrunkscotsman:

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

aidanturnerfrustration:

romantically-dysfunctional:

morrissarty:

twerknugget:

rule #47837482130 of tumblr

if ur australian everyone automatically likes u 

except the kiwis we can see right through your bullshit

shut the fuck up new zealand

You leave Middle Earth alone, Australia, or we’ll recolonize you.

Sincerely, 

England.

But Muuuuuuum

Let them play you oppressive fucker

Much love, 

Scotland

guy of gisborne: dead man walking

hakagure:

my sexuality is everyone is hot and i am angry

momentarily-utterly-obsessed:

That hair! hahaha that waist!! that Guy!! 
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